The prospects of a New Year’s Kiss are certainly looking up. If not tonight, maybe a New Year’s Boy to go on a date with. ;)
I don't know what's worse.
Going out with friends and not having anyone to kiss at midnight, or staying home alone and not having anyone to kiss at midnight. Either way, it’s going to be awkward. The social approach will only reinforce the fact that I’m single as I watch couples make out around me. The recluse approach will just be more mental anguish than anything. Thank God you’re leaving, 2011. I...
My parents are driving me fucking insane. I'm...
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2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
I don't even know how those two things just...
Like, really. I’m going back to bed again.
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On my way to inquire about another loan ~
Starting Ground School on January 7th.
Mattography: So, a conversation tonight brought up... →
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Wow. I'm bored as FUCK.
If something exciting doesn’t happen on here in the next 15 minutes, I’m going to read my book until I fall asleep.
MY GRANDMA GAVE ME A COUPLE SLICES OF FRUIT CAKE!
Contrary to what Tyler Oakley would have you believe, “flawfree” is not a word. I suggest you use flawless, which is a word. But if you like how “flawfree” sounds, I suggest you write it properly by hyphenating it into flaw-free.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
It's literally a turn-off to me if a guy loves...
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