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I'll be the first to admit it.
I am one of the most cynical people you will ever meet.
Sarcastic, bitchy, snarky, witty, mean, funny, inappropriate. All of these adjectives have one thing in common: I have been called all of them by almost every single person I know. But, above all, most of my friends and family know me as a cynic. I hate talk about love, relationships, and especially marriage. I always talk about how much I...
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The best way to flirt with me is to fight with me.
“Because he’s the one that puts the cum in your dumpster.”
"Frat Mattress"
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